January 2011
Dont blame people for disappointing you..blame...
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
There are two types of greetings:
strawberrytelle:
Friends:
Best friends:
"Mahirap magmahal ng taong walang pakialam sa...
reblog if your mom is beautiful and the strongest...
idontgiveashh:
I'm on the computer and start to laugh
alyaae:
My mom sees me and start looking at me like:
Every man is afraid of something. That's how you...
That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
remember when you first got tumblr?
purplerockz:
eatshiit-:
- log on and see you’re still at 0 followers.
-go back on in a few days. still no followers.
-but when you get your first follower you’re like..
-see something funny.
-someone asks you “what’s so funny?”
-slowly become addicted to tumblr.
-get your first error.
-someone unfollows you for the first time.
-realize you have homework.
i think...
Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we need...
acidtears-:
imaddicteditsacrisis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking about.
5T4S it is!
DOO ITTTT. OMG.
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS DO THIS;O PLZ. so then when the newbz take over, i’ll know if i should follow ;L
When you close the wrong tab
onenightstan:
Ctrl + Shift + T
Right now, while you're sitting at home scrolling...
On tumblr , we don’t each other , we eachother.
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
youwannafeelthatrush:
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
what if they see my url
what if they ask why im starring at facebook and not doing anything
what if they ask why i always tilt my screen when theyre behind me
How to keep your boyfriend happy.
amoropiala:
These are the things you should do to make him happy.
Trust in him.
Let him talk to other girls.
Don’t be selfish.
If you know it’s your fault. Then, apologize.
Don’t be boastful.
Don’t be shy in talking to him.
Make funny faces to make him laugh.
Let him sleep on your lap.
Don’t be afraid in telling your parents about him.
And lastly, love him with all your heart.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
ohsheena:
jeanbugoverload:
whoischarlie:
guys do it too.
OMG DEAD I CANT EVEN LLMFAOLMFAO REBLOGGING AGAIN
OHMYGOSH DEAD\
While walking with your friends...
loveless-:
cathyssdownat:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
LOLOLOL.
TRU FAX.